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vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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    kill them all

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tyleroakley:

Naomi is literally INCREDIBLE.

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hateable:

I swear january was like 10 days ago

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hotclog:

when ur friend makes u look dumb in front of your crushimage

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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hateable:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

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